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austrianwhore:

that feeling of satisfaction when you finally finish hanging all of your fish on a clothes line in the middle of an empty field

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(via how-do-i-computer)

toxicwinner:

girls thoughts: look at that dog, look at that mirror, fuk im not small enough, why didnt my mum let me paint my fingernails hot pink when i was 6, is the sun sentient
guys thoughts: barbecue

(via aperture-of-consciousness)

drunktrophywife:

This is modern art

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

(via gaycroissant)

liartownusa:

Diaper Horse

akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

(via tuhree)